J E N N A

I'm your little scarlet, starlet singing in the garden kiss me on my open mouth

bodyelectrical:

she is so precious

souljapayne:

[me shopping] swiggity swag shouldn’t have checked the tag

somebodytoloves:

welcome to the 75th hunger games [will.i.am. voice] bring the action 

condommodel:

stop being cute you live far away

brororo:

penotbutter:

what if snails had really small legs

No what if they had really long legs like

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ashketchurn:

mymomoness:

homogeeksquad:

dullaidan:

badendchan:

screeches-obnoxiously:

ashketchurn:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking told you

as one of the fabled “missouri” residents i can confirm that this is true and missouri does not exist

i live in a myth

I can’t believe it took science this long
cant find me now bitches

RACHEL

I come from a fictional place
I am a figment of your imagination

why are you doing this to me

ashketchurn:

mymomoness:

homogeeksquad:

dullaidan:

badendchan:

screeches-obnoxiously:

ashketchurn:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking told you

as one of the fabled “missouri” residents i can confirm that this is true and missouri does not exist

i live in a myth

I can’t believe it took science this long

cant find me now bitches

RACHEL

I come from a fictional place

I am a figment of your imagination

why are you doing this to me

karkat-kirkland:

gutig:

gutig:

how much sperm can a gay man hold??

a butt load

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1innea:

im terrified 

1innea:

im terrified 

English Pronunciation

demontadark:

xchrononautx:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.

I DUN IT GUYS!!!

rosaparking:

*sees hot guy online*

*finds out hot guy is gay*

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aclorable:

when boys wear short shirts that lift up when they stretch

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amorquedate:

callmemeghanxox:

guccier:

oh my god

this is great

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

amorquedate:

callmemeghanxox:

guccier:

oh my god

this is great

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

allthingshyper:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead. The box has a light, a towel lining, and a bell rings as soon as a baby is placed in it so the pastor, his wife, or one of his staff can come and get it right away.

Lee Jong-rak started the box in 2009, and has welcomed all babies, often disabled or the children of single mothers, that have been placed in the box since. The babies are given a loving home, food, and shelter in his orphanage. Currently, an average of 17-18 babies are placed in the box every month. 

One mother who had considered poisoning her baby before she heard about the Baby Box left her baby in the box with a letter pinned to his clothing that read: 

‘My baby! Mom is so sorry.
I am so sorry to make this decision.
My son! I hope you to meet great parents,
And I am very very sorry.
I don’t deserve to say a word.
sorry, sorry, and I love you my son.
Mom loves you more than anything else.
I leave you here because I don’t know who your father is.
I used to think about something bad but I guess this box is safer for you.
That’s why I decided to leave you here.
My son, Please forgive me.’

- ‘A single mother’s tearful letter’

Lee Jong-rak is the subject of a documentary called “The Drop Box”, which I haven’t seen - but I can recommend this 13 minute Dateline video. You can find the Facebook page for the BabyBox here.

GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING AWARD

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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